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Clean Standup Comedy for Corporate Events,Churches,Theaters, & Communities

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"Northeast sarcasm with Southern charm" — relatable comedy audiences trust!


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    My Latest Special - "Everything Bothers Me"

    Following the success of his hit Dry Bar Comedy Special, "The Chucky Life" (which amassed millions of views across various platforms, leading it to be pushed to Amazon, Apple TV, and Peacock via Comedy Dynamics), Danny Johnson, in partnership with Honest Fox Media/Comedy (Jim Gaffigan, Leanne Morgan, Jeff Allen, Henry Cho, Yakov Smirnoff, Etta May, Brian Bates, Mike Godwin, Andrew Stanley, Dustin Nickerson, and others) is proud to present Danny’s latest Comedy Special....."Everything Bothers Me"

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    About Danny

    Stand-up comedian Danny Johnson

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    Short Bio

    Danny Johnson delivers clean stand-up with "Northeast sarcasm and Southern charm," making him a favorite for theaters, corporate events, churches, and community audiences nationwide. A Dry Bar Comedy featured comedian (Apple TV, Amazon & Peacock), he has appeared on Comedy Central, NateLand Live at Zanies, and shared stages with 

    Short Bio

    Danny Johnson delivers clean stand-up with "Northeast sarcasm and Southern charm," making him a favorite for theaters, corporate events, churches, and community audiences nationwide. A Dry Bar Comedy featured comedian (Apple TV, Amazon & Peacock), he has appeared on Comedy Central, NateLand Live at Zanies, and shared stages with Howie Mandel, Bob Saget, and many others. A Carnival Cruise Line Comedy Challenge winner and 15-year headliner, Danny blends sharp observations, expressive physical comedy, and relatable stories into a show audiences trust and event planners rebook.


    Longer Version Bio

    Danny Johnson’s hilarious, clean stand-up has entertained audiences in comedy clubs, corporate events, and churches nationwide for over 15 years. Danny's work as a stand-up comedian has been humbly compared to Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin James, and Jackie Gleason, blending his original material with his now renowned facial expressions. Danny’s show is relatable, entertaining, and always evolving. Danny has starred in numerous TV commercials, Comedy Central’s Laugh Riots, Florida’s Funniest Comedian Top 10 Finalist, Winner-Carnival Cruise line Comedy Challenge, Finalist in Search for the One Christian Comedy contest, has a wildly popular Dry Bar Comedy Special (now available on Apple TV, Amazon, & Peacock), and has had the pleasure of sharing the stage with Chris Rock, Damon Wayans, Bob Saget, Billy Gardell, Richard Lewis, Rickey Smiley, Norm McDonald, Howie Mandel,  and a variety of others.


    Danny had the privilege of filming NateLand Live at the famous Zanies Comedy Club in Nashville, TN.  NateLand Live is the brainchild of Nate Bargatze and features some of the best clean comedians touring today.


    Danny's latest comedy special, "Everything Bothers Me," has taken YouTube by storm with over 100k views in its first month and still climbing!


    His North Florida footprint is well known, calling the Comedy Zone his home club for almost two decades, performed at Murray Hill Theatre, The Florida Theatre and Ponte Vedra Concert Hall. Locally, you may have also seen Danny on his many appearances on the News4Jax Morning Show, Jacksonville’s River City Live, or his extremely brief/ distant appearance on season 4 of Netflix’s Cobra Kai (don’t blink).



       

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    Danny's Dry Bar Comedy Special "The Chusky Life"

    Danny's Dry Bar Comedy Special "The Chusky Life"

    Danny's Dry Bar Comedy Special "The Chusky Life"

    Watch stand-up comedy clips on YouTube by searching Danny Johnson Dry Bar, or view the whole 40 minute special...see below.


    Danny's Dry Bar special is now available  on streaming platforms such as Amazon, Apple TV, Peacock, and many more! 


    Simply search your favorite streaming platform for "Danny Johnson The Chusky Life."

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    Yes, PG, PG-13 as needed.  My material is not geared towards children, but is clean.  Think Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, but with less followers, money, etc.


    Over the course of several decades my client list is robust.  The Atlanta Braves, Toyota, Mitsubishi, a variety of Master Planned Communities/Neighborhoods, SafeTouch, Whole Foods, a variety of Church and Corporate events, etc. 


    My fee is often, but not solely based on several things:

    1. Your budget*

    2. Length of performance

    3. Travel expenses

    4. Number of people in attendance

    5. Equipment needed

    *Your budget costs could be offset with a per head ticket price agreement.


    Sometimes, yes.  Other times I utilize trusted opening acts.  It really depends on what you are looking for.


    Good question. 10% of the time.


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